How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

So I've had a huge problem my entire life. Nothing i did ever made beating my problem any easier. In fact, every time i tried to beat it, it only got harder to deal with. Any significant other i was with often found my problem to be quite the mouth full to deal with. But i finally got a self help book that will get me through the long hard times! Im glad to know I'm not alone.

This book is life-changing. The testimonials and real-world accounts contained therein are at once eye-opening, heart-breaking, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, and soul-stirring. The subject matter, while a sensitive issue, cannot be ignored anymore as it has in the past. This should be required reading in English literature classes all over the world. I cannot give this book enough praise. You should just buy it.

I got this for my nephew on his 21st birthday. He is a junior in college and laughed his butt off when he got it. He brought it to school and called me to say how much fun he has had leaving it lay around (in sight) in various places.

All this time I thought I was alone living with my disposition. It turns out many people suffer from being huge and this book will give needed guidance on how to live with it. Offers great advice and is surprisingly well written. The best use I have found for it being single is to make sure it is on your coffee table and when a girl comes over make sure she sees it. This will give her a chance to save herself and step out if she feels she needs to before Godzilla destroys the city. The only problem I have with this book is that it is written for those who are huge but not mega huge…still it does offer me some universal advice and well worth the money. If you suffer from being huge you should pick up this book, you can learn to live a normal life and come out from the shadows as I have.

I bought this as a stocking stuffer for the title alone. I thought that it was great and funny. It has now become a topic of conversation with numerous visitors. Also, the book actually has detailed chapters and a ruler on the front page that tells you where you fit in the realm of men. It is a funny book that is even better than expected...again, I bought it for the title alone. If you need a funny gift or want to give someone an ego boost, this is a great and cheap purchase!

Something for your nosy guests.

Finally, I no longer have to live in the shadows. There are others like me out there. This is a very impowering self-help book.

This book is actually a pretty good read. A little tongue in cheek which is my kind of writing. A great book to have laying around when company comes over.

This will be a gift but the book is good quality. Love the concept. Flipped through it a bit. Full of misc tongue in cheek random stuff about huge penises. The corner of the book came slightly damaged, which is disappointing considering it's a gift, but this was due to how Amazon packed the box (a box a bit too large for the contents so things flopped around a lot in post) and not a flaw due to manufacture.

This book is golden. Do you or someone you love suffer from RBDS(Really Big D*** Syndrome)? If so then this is a must have in their life. I bought this for my husband, he suffers from RBDS himself and sometimes he gets lonely being surrounded by a bunch of normal men. From start to finish this book was a laugh, it has tales of other men with RBDS and even has a journey for him to write in. One of the best books I have ever bought him. You must buy this book. It is a must have.

So I've had a huge problem my entire life. Nothing i did ever made beating my problem any easier. In fact, every time i tried to beat it, it only got harder to deal with. Any significant other i was with often found my problem to be quite the mouth full to deal with. But i finally got a self help book that will get me through the long hard times! Im glad to know I'm not alone.

This book is life-changing. The testimonials and real-world accounts contained therein are at once eye-opening, heart-breaking, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, and soul-stirring. The subject matter, while a sensitive issue, cannot be ignored anymore as it has in the past. This should be required reading in English literature classes all over the world. I cannot give this book enough praise. You should just buy it.

I got this for my nephew on his 21st birthday. He is a junior in college and laughed his butt off when he got it. He brought it to school and called me to say how much fun he has had leaving it lay around (in sight) in various places.

All this time I thought I was alone living with my disposition. It turns out many people suffer from being huge and this book will give needed guidance on how to live with it. Offers great advice and is surprisingly well written. The best use I have found for it being single is to make sure it is on your coffee table and when a girl comes over make sure she sees it. This will give her a chance to save herself and step out if she feels she needs to before Godzilla destroys the city. The only problem I have with this book is that it is written for those who are huge but not mega huge…still it does offer me some universal advice and well worth the money. If you suffer from being huge you should pick up this book, you can learn to live a normal life and come out from the shadows as I have.

I bought this as a stocking stuffer for the title alone. I thought that it was great and funny. It has now become a topic of conversation with numerous visitors. Also, the book actually has detailed chapters and a ruler on the front page that tells you where you fit in the realm of men. It is a funny book that is even better than expected...again, I bought it for the title alone. If you need a funny gift or want to give someone an ego boost, this is a great and cheap purchase!

Something for your nosy guests.

Finally, I no longer have to live in the shadows. There are others like me out there. This is a very impowering self-help book.

This book is actually a pretty good read. A little tongue in cheek which is my kind of writing. A great book to have laying around when company comes over.

This will be a gift but the book is good quality. Love the concept. Flipped through it a bit. Full of misc tongue in cheek random stuff about huge penises. The corner of the book came slightly damaged, which is disappointing considering it's a gift, but this was due to how Amazon packed the box (a box a bit too large for the contents so things flopped around a lot in post) and not a flaw due to manufacture.

This book is golden. Do you or someone you love suffer from RBDS(Really Big D*** Syndrome)? If so then this is a must have in their life. I bought this for my husband, he suffers from RBDS himself and sometimes he gets lonely being surrounded by a bunch of normal men. From start to finish this book was a laugh, it has tales of other men with RBDS and even has a journey for him to write in. One of the best books I have ever bought him. You must buy this book. It is a must have.

Whenever my girlfriend's friends or my neighbors come over to dog-sit while we are on vacation, I leave this sucker out "accidentally". The way they react to me after that is priceless. The only downside is that the book doesnt really address any serious resolutions, like tucking it in your sock so you dont sit on it all the time.

This book definitely got some smiles out of my boyfriend, and it came with some unexpected surprises that I didn't notice in the product description (measuring tools on the inside front and back covers). It's good for a quick flip through the pages, or for an actual read.

Since 2014, my friend and I had been engaged in a beneficial connection - first as friends, then moving into sex. Not all hangouts were of the sexual nature, but I'd say 80% of them have been. I found this book to be the PERFECT amount of twisted humor for both of us, and some sections triggering good memories, so I sent it to him this past year for Christmas. Reaction: speechless. No doubt he found it as amusing as I did. Perhaps it will be the new bedtime story, haha.

A less problematic presentation of needed information than shady interweb sites, or upsetting results from interweb searching. Suitable wide-base condoms available on Amazon

Great gag gift! I joke around with my husband constantly and when I saw this book, I knew it was perfect for a stocking stuffer!

What do you get the man who has everything? Nothing, he literally has everything. But if you want embarrass someone at a white elephant party... You can't go wrong with this. I also keep a copy handy in my car, in case I get stuck at a light. Just have to make sure you hold it up high enough for all to see.

this is such a cute funny gift! i bought it for my boyfriend cause he has a big one and i always tell him about it, so i can’t wait for him to open it as one of our anniversary gifts 😂 but i looked through and it’s literally an actual book PLUS there is a ruler inside to measure your (man part) with! hilarious!!!

This book is funny. I have been going to places and reading this book just to see the reaction of women when they see the title and then try to determine if it's true. I even went to a nursing home and left it out on the table and a few of the older gentlemen asked me if they could borrow it.

I ordered this as a gag gift for my boyfriend. I think that I was more entertained by it then he was. I was surprised to find that this is a legit self-help book. If you are looking for a funny gift for a male friend, I highly recommend this!

This book is great. Bought it as a gift for my husband; ended up reading it myself before giving it to him. It so carefully written to look like a very serious book but there are things thrown in to make you laugh. Really recommend to anyone

Hilarious coffee table book and yes, it is an actual book! Leave it out if you’re having a special date and want to make a “big” first impression... or just to get a good laugh out of them!

We brought this to a white elephant gift exchange and it was a huge hit! After the exchange, people at the party would thumb through it and read aloud some hilarious excerpts. It had us rolling! I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time!

I gifted this to my husband for his birthday. He was laughing before he even had it completely opened. He actually read the entire thing from cover to cover. It's really funny and well written.

Love the book but it came damaged.. really sucks cause it is a Christmas gift and I have no time to return it.

The page with the ruler has been very therapuetic to help those living with large penises and their loved ones understand the challenge we well endowed males face. Seriously, this book is hilarious. Send it randomly to you married friends, worth every penny!

Great gift for the boyfriend. He got a laugh out of it and said “we need to find a place to keep this where everybody can see it.” 🙄 worth the money and is a real book, very tongue in cheek. Great for an entertaining read.

The front looks new, but back show tearing. I like to take care of all of my stuff, so I can keep it looking nice. I cannot do that when it arrives on the state it did. The book has tons of information to help me cope with my condition. Otherwise.

I bought this as a "joke" for my older sister's coffee table. It has been a total game changer. She does a lot of entertaining and what an extra great party hit it has become !!!! Highly recommend !!!!!

Well the book is practically set in a universe where people packing significant heat downstairs are discriminated against, and sometimes outright hated or attacked. Some stories are plain silly, while others are reasonable. As a hung male (this is not just clout chasing, I am serious.) there was in fact, actual advice and such within the book. Overall though, this book is a humorous read with some truth in it. Cop yourself a copy.

Cool book! It is perfect for just keeping on the coffee table as decoration. It's funny and nice to look at, and reminds guests that my hubs is packing ;) However, there really isn't any valuable knowledge within the text. Most of the stuff the book talks about is blown out of proportion. Like when it said that the p**** can enter the cervix? C'mon, that can't be real... and a guy getting beat up because some other guys gf kept staring at his p****? Just take what this book says with a grain of salt!

Bought several copies for Christmas gifts which caused gales of laughter upon opening of gifts and proceeding to read the books contents aloud. This really took off especially after several rounds of drinks. Endless laughs!

This was a gift for my husband on our 12th wedding anniversary. Each year we only spend the amount on our gift to each other that matches how many anniversaries so this book fit the bill. He loved it. Lots of laughs.

Excellent book it is helped me live my life with an extraordinary large penis. I don’t feel different anymore after reading this book.

I got it for a gag gift of course but this wasn’t as funny as I was expecting. Some parts were funny but i definitely expected more jokes and laughs but oh well i guess. I was bored before the first chapter ended honestly.

The struggle has been real. This was a life saver.

Always a good laugh and amazing gag gift. But there is some seriousness to it if you’ve got an anchor in your pants

My fiancée has struggled with his huge penis his whole life. He’s grateful to now have advice and wisdom on how to deal with it. 10/10 would recommend.

Gave this to my partner because he loves making small penis jokes about himself. He loved it and it genuinely excited to read this book. Preliminary glance through seems very entertaining. Would recommend as a gag gift

My partner struggles with his enormous, unwieldy member. This book of support has been a life line for him as he tries to attain some normalcy in the face of his monstrous dong.

I sent this to my man, who is currently in prison, and everyone got a huge kick out of it! The guards were looking over it and laughing about it before it even got to him! A great book to put a smile on his face 😔

I bought this as a Christmas gift for my (male) bestie. He laughed from the moment he started reading until he put it down. Tongue in cheek advice for men of *ahem* larger proportions.

Such a funny book that I gave to one of my friends for his birthday, it's a quick read and a huge party conversation starter would recommend to anyone gifting to a guy with a funny sense of humor

I got this as a joke for my best friend. Long story short, he loved it. He said he leaves it in random places so when people come over it’s a little mysterious. I read a few pages before gifting it to him and thought it was hysterical! This is a great gift and definitely worth the money.

This was a white elephant gift and everybody thought it was hilarious. The book was actually well written and was quite humorous. It was a BIG hit

I got this as a joke for my boyfriend and now that we are in the process of moving, he leaves it sitting up so any new tenant wandering in to view the place can see it.

Funny book, but is filled with fictional nonsense. I thought it would be more truthful than a bunch of random non useful information. Still a fun read but not what I had expected.

Don't buy used, I bought as a gag gift but couldn't give it.

most of the things I already knew.

Ok, so I knew this would be funny but I didn't think it would be this funny. Bought it for the title but the actual content is amazing.

This is hilarious! I got this as a gag gift for my husband and didn’t realize how awesome it actually was. I love that it’s written as an actual self help book, it makes it that much funnier!

Bought as a gift and it was much enjoyed... both by the intended recipient and by my neighbor, to whom it was accidentally delivered. Good times.

Bought it for a gag gift and we had a lot of laughs with it. I can see my brother regifting this or using it for a white elephant party

Best books I’ve ever read. It has changed my life. I’m now much more confident about myself despite my condition (OMG).

bought it for a joke but my girlfriend thought it was stupid didn't like it at all

It's not the funniest thing I've read, but it's creative and I did LOL a few times. Overall worth the money.

Hope he too finds this helpful. Sometimes life is a struggle. It's good to know that their are others going through the same thing.

Good gift for those that wish to fulfill their dreams, through reading and understanding how to first live, and then watch as your life grows. It is a truly great gift that will inspire the loved ones in your life.

Funny!! Finally, some help for those of us suffering from such an ailment. Great read; fast too!!

You don't buy this book to sit down and read every page, you want it to either gift it to your buddy or to proudly keep it in your bookshelf so people know what's up. It is what you expect. Book will give you advice and cool things to know if you are suffering from it. A great gift idea!

Great gag gift!I gave it as a prize at the bar I work at. It was a big hit! Its very funny and well written too!

Got this as a funny gift for my BF. He loved it, thought it was hysterical, and now likes to have it sitting out on the counter or in the bathroom when people come over, just to troll them

Mostly from somewhat comedic standpoint but if you have the OM”problem” you’ll know you’re not alone. And as a personal note, it’s not a problem, there’s women who love & appreciate what may have caused you issues in the past. When you find her she’ll love you more, not be frightened by what you’re packin’.

This was a HUGE hit at a white elephant gift exchange! It’s also really well written and hilarious!

He absolutely loved it and found it so amusing! Gave him a boost of confidence thats for sure...

This book has helped me cope with a lot of the hardships I face on a daily basis. It's comforting to know there are others out there like me that struggle with this.

Got this for a Male white elephant gift. We're got a lot of laughs. People were taking turns reading from it!

Got it as a gift for my friend that always brags about the size of his. He thought it was hilarious!

It was so nice to finally know there are other people out there dealing with a problem I have suffered with all my life. Great book. Good quality.

Omigosh this is probably the best birthday gift I have ever found! it's hilarious and was definitely a hit at my friends birthday party

We bought this for a gag gift for our friends birthday. It was quite a hit

Bought it for my husband as a stocking stuffer but couldn’t resist & gave it to him early. We read a few pages together every night before bed & we laugh non stop. Super hilarious! Definitely a great buy!

Great gift for my husbands 40th birthday! Everyone got a kick out of it and I’ve even had to read a bit of it

I got two of theses for gifts and it is so funny. And the guys liked them

great as a best-man gift to give the groom in front of everyone attending

I bought this as a white elephant gift for a Christmas party and it was an absolute hit. Everyone was fighting over it, even with much more expensive gifts to choose from.

Amazing book. Purchased for my boyfriend. This book has changed his life because now he knows he's not alone in living with OMG.

I couldn't stop laughing, y'all. Neither could my husband who I gifted it to for his birthday. It's written with such a serious and legitimate self-help type of vibe. It's so well done. Such a much needed laugh.

How can you not get this I bought five just for Christmas presents

I bought this as a little gift for my boyfriend. He enjoyed it very much and I found him laughing at it. Now, we keep it in the guest bathroom to maybe horrify unsuspecting guests. Ha.

This book is hilarious. Purchased as a gag gift for my BF, he loved it.

Very informative Well written , size matters

Hilarious! Great prop for the magazine/book rack in my bachelors pad. The expression on chicks and friends faces is priceless when they see this on top of the pile,

Book is great joke gift! Got it for my boyfriends birthday

I love this book, I've never read it or opened it, it justs sits on an end table and impresses everyone that comes over.

i got this book as a gift for my boyfriend, he thoroughly enjoys it and it makes us both laugh. i found it funny it has a size chart on the inside of the covers to help you figure out if you suffer from OMG.

Great GAG gift. No pun intended! My guy really found it humorous and enjoyed reading it!

perfect gift for the perfect brother

I keep this in my guest bathroom for the sole purpose of making my mother-in-law uncomfortable. It does the trick.

Yes. If you're thinking you should buy this n just "yes."

I got it as a joke gift and I’m glad I got it and it’s super funny but the book came bent and is low quality

Book came quicker than expected and is new condition. My boyfriend thought it was hilarious and travels with it as a gag.

When you’re hot you’re hot. Got as a coffee table book for a friend. It doesn’t disappoint.

Great gag gift for all those men in your life who like to brag. My friend got a lot of laughs from it.

Gave as gift, they loved it

I have given this book to two of my friends. They both thought it was funny.

Great conversation starter, I just leave it sitting out when friends come over. Always good for a laugh

Husband cracked up and his buddies thought it was super funny too

. . . . or to leave lying around for friends to see.

Purchased as a gag gift, I'm sure the recipient at the White Elephant party will get a kick out of it.

Great gag gift, my Boyfriend thought it was hilarious!!!

Fun book. It takes a different point of view about big things. There are lots truth on this book.

Bought this as a gag gift but of course I had to read it. Impressed they were able to write a full book. Very funny!

Great coffee table book

This book was truly an inspiration, and helped my fiancé realize that he is not alone in this world.

Great white elephant gift

It’s definitely a humorous book. Shipped fast. I bought it as a gift and he thought it was hilarious.

I was so lost for so long... All these years I just thought I was a freak.... Thank God I can live my life normally now!

Fun gift for my husband to enjoy some bathroom time reading material!

Bought it as a white elephant gift. Unfortunately didn't feel the need to read it, but it got a lot of laughs when it was opened.

Hella information lol. Loved it

Funny, I leave this on my bathroom toilet lid and don't say a word, the looks you get when they return from using your bathroom is priceless.

Hilarious.. super funny gag gift.

Hysterical. My husband loved it!!!

Got a lot of laughs

I love leaving this out and watching visitors faces when they see it!

Given as a gift, it was hilarious. We've had a lot of laughs reading through this

Need help

Great gag gift. My buddy keeps it on his coffee table. Fun book.

I bought this for my hubby for Christmas as a joke. Hahahaha. Best part was accidentally leaving it out in the open when my mother in law stopped by. Hope she didn't see it.... if she did... I'm sorry.

You need this in the pile of bathroom reading. It’s the perfect boobytrap for your nosy friends.😂😂😂

Lol

Hilarious white elephant gift!

I had almost given up hope. I can finally live a normal life, even lugging around this giant monster.

Got this book as a joke for my husband but still very informative.

Love the jokes and facts. It was actually super interesting!

Gave for a present to my husband. He laughed so hard till he cried/me too. Just seeing his expression was priceless! He asked if I had read the book and I told him I couldn't get past the first 5 pages without crying. GREAT GAG GIFT!

Funny. humorous book. Would make a great gift for the right person.

Good

Hilarious read. Not sure if any of this is written with truth in mind but I think a good table book for laughs.

This is hysterical! I love it! Cant wait to give this gag gift to my husband before his real gift!

Bought for my husband for Valentine’s Day and he proudly displays it on the coffee table as a power move for guests.

I don't know how my husband coped before having this book

Funny. Good stuff. Tips not helpful, if you are well endowed.

OK seriously I bought it as a gag gift and it was perfect for that reason.

Very funny gift

Finally someone who wrote and understands the problems this issues causes.

I love this book. I got as kind of a joke gift. It is so funny and fun to read. Friends have loved reading as well.

Perfect dirty Santa gift

Hilarious gag gift for the hubby. Can't wait til he opens this

Got this as a gag gift for a friend's bachelor's party. He loved it. It's ridiculous how much there is in the book and how well written it is! All for a gag, it's tremendous.

Birthday present for my boyfriend. He got a good laugh out of it.

well endowed

Wonderful gift for the overhung man in your life. Many many laughs were had and I ended up having him read it to me it was so funny.

Ayyyyye. This thing keeps raising eyebrows of my Uber riders whenever they come across it in my glovebox.

Bought it for my fiance. He got a laugh out of it. He keeps it out on the coffee table so everyone can see it.

Hilarious stocking stuffer!

A good read if you have or have not got a huge member . Kept me laffing .

My boyfriend thought that this was hilarious when he received it in the mail!

Hilarious. I thought it would essentially just be a funny cover as a gag gift, but I laughed at the content inside as well. Great stuff

Bought this for my brother for Christmas, as a gag gift. It was a hit. He read one of the poems out loud to everyone. Hilarious! Everybody was laughing.

Gave this as a gift to my man. Too funny!! Loved it lots!!

Best gag gift ever!

You buy this book to leave it in your guest bathroom reading rack - and believe me, it does what it's supposed to. Oh and it's a great fun read too.

Fantastic white elephant gift. Great to leave in your guest restroom or on coffee table. This was the hit of the party.

Finally, real advice and support for those of us who've hidden our shame all our lives. The meditations are particularly calming and assuring.

Hilarious white elephant gift for Christmas party:)

I bought this book as a gag gift which works but unfortunately I wasn’t expecting it to be so misogynistic. After reading a couple pages I threw it in the trash because it was more offensive than it was funny.

Worth every dollar and an extra check to the author. I always had lower back problems but this helped me cope with my length and curvature.

Funny as SH@t

it's quite a character book. hubby swaps stories with his buddies.

Living with this condition has never been easier. Thank you for the inspiration and courage.

Great gag gift!

Cute gift, my husband loved it.

Very funny gift

The perfect gift for the person who has everything else

You get what you asked for!. Silly conversational Piece added to the Bathroom reading stack.